Happy Condom

Condoms are Fun to Use

Ten reasons why these are lame excuses not to use a condom…

I don’t have any infections

  • Make sure it stays that way – use a condom every time you have sex

I can’t find one that fits

  • Condoms can stretch to around 3 feet long and 18 inches wide – don’t boast!

I have superb control

  • With a condom you don’t need to – accidents do happen and you can really get carried away by the passion of the moment

Sex doesn’t feel as good

  • Using a condom stops those niggling worries about pregnancy or STIs – great sex is safer sex

Condoms cut off my circulation

  • Condoms can hold 40 litres of air – more inflated than your ego!

If you love me you wouldn’t ask me to wear one

  • If you loved me you’d protect me

They smell terrible

  • Not any more – they’re virtually odour free

They spoil the mood

  • Get your partner to put it on for you – using a condom can add a bit of spice to your foreplay

I’m too embarrassed to use one

  • It’s easier to talk openly about condoms and safer sex than HIV or other sex related disease.

I’ve already had and been cured of an STI, I can’t catch it again

  • Yes you can – always protect yourself and your partner with a condom

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