EVER WONDER WHY??
Hope you get a smile out of
some of these. EVER
WONDER where we are
headed… …why women
can’;t put on mascara with
their mouth closed? …why
you don’;t ever see the
headline “Psychic Wins
Lottery”? …why
“abbreviated” is such a
long word? …why doctors
call what they do
“practice”? …why you
have to click on “Start” to
stop Windows? …why
lemon juice is made with
artificial flavor, while
dishwashing liquid is made
with real lemons? …why
the man who invests all

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.”
-Arnold Glascow
One of the most amazing experiences in early recovery from alcoholism was the night I told a story against myself.
I laughed at my foolishness in a new light and every one at the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting laughed with me.
The incident [...]

The Promises…of Alcohol and Drug Addiction

If we are casual with this phase of our development, we will be drunk before we are halfway through.
We are going to know a new imprisonment and a new misery.
We will relive the past and won’t be able to shut the door on it.
We will comprehend the word CONFLICT [...]

Big egos are big shields for
lots of empty space. ~
Diana Black ~ Egotism is
the anesthetic given by a
kindly nature to relieve the
pain of being a damned
fool. ~ Bellamy Brooks ~
The one who overcomes
egotism rids themselves of
the most stubborn obstacle
that blocks the way to all
true greatness and all true
happiness. ~ Coltvos ~
The nice thing about
egotists is that they don’;t
talk about other people. ~
Lucille S. Harper ~ Egotism
is the art of seeing in
yourself what others
cannot see. ~ George V.
Higgins ~ An inflated
consciousness is always
egocentric and conscious
of nothing but its own
existence.

These spiritual tips from the life of dogs make me chuckle and have insight into just what friendship is. Before I recovered I rarely did any of these things.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When [...]

 
People in recovery from various addictions and codependency often question their reasons and mother natures reasons for having sex.
This list may help people think about or discuss their sexual activities. Whether your straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual decisions can then be made about what is right for each individual or relationship.

Remember; In good [...]

New Years Resolution LIE, CHEAT, DRINK, SWEAR and STEAL
At the beginning of a new year, it is traditional that we make resolutions. Resolutions are promises concerning things that we will try to accomplish in the year to come. Usually, they have to do with losing weight, trying to stop smoking, working harder in school/work [...]

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don’t walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
There are two theories to arguing. Neither one works…
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to [...]

Humour - Difficult Words to Say When You Are Drunk.

Specificity
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
British Constitution

Impossible Words to Say When You Are Drunk

Thanks, but I don’t want sex.
No, I don’t want another drink.
No kebab for me thank you.
Sorry, but you’re not good looking enough for me.
Good evening [...]

Alcohol side effects
The Food and Drug Administration is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same [...]