- Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes. -Author Unknown
- The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. -Author Unknown
- When the wine goes in, strange things come out. -Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
- If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. -Author Unknown
- O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! -William Shakespeare, Othello
- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. Francis Scott Fitzgerald
- What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking! -George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed
- When the wine is in, the wit is out. –Proverb
- Drunkenness is temporary suicide. -Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness
- Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. -Giuseppe Garibaldi
- Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. –Seneca
- Brandy, a noun. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. -Ambrose Bierce
- How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that make me want to drink? -Author Unknown
- New! Improved! Instant asshole… just add alcohol! -Author Unknown
- Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.—Oscar Wilde
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