• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  • You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
  • Your job is interfering with your drinking.
  • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
  • The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
  • You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence? I think not!
  • Two hands and just one mouth.. – now THAT’S a drinking problem!  
  • You can focus better with one eye closed.
  • The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
  • Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
  • Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
  • At AA meetings you begin: ’Hi my name is.. uh..’
  • The whole bar says ’Hi’ when you come in..
  • You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women or Men.
  • Every night you’re beginning to find your roommate’s cat more and more attractive.
  • Roseanne looks good.
  • Don’t recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
  • That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

 

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