EVER WONDER where we are headed… …why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? …why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? …why “abbreviated” is such a long word? …why doctors call what they do “practice”? …why you have to click on “Start” to stop Windows? …why lemon juice is made …∞
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don’t walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. There are two theories to arguing. Neither one works… It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the …∞
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You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alcohol is the …∞
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How often do we forget to meditate, smell the roses and to take time. Take time to think; it is the source of your power. Take time to play; it is the secret of your youth. Take time to read; it is the foundation of your knowledge. Take time to dream; it will take you …∞
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6 beers 2 glasses of wine 2 bottles of wine – shared of course Too many Margaritas 3 Kamikazes 7 rum & cokes 1 large purple haze 3 martinis 1 bottle of Tequila NB; To our knowledge, none of these animals actually drank alcohol. Related Reading:
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Laugh with us in Fellowship We admitted we were grateful for the role humour plays in our recovery, and our laughter had become unmanageable. Came to believe a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity, and a little laughter now and then couldn’t hurt. Made a decision to turn our will and our …∞
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